A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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deez nuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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