- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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