What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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whats white jizz

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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