2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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call me maybe.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Anti Joke

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