Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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