Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Anti Joke

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