Apple hates Blackberry.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Anti Joke

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