A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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alert('The Game')

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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