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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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