- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

hers a joke... japanese people

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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