- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Knock knock.

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