What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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