- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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