- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A van drives into a car.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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