- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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