- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A man goes to the potty.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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