Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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