Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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