What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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