- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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