- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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