- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

America

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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