Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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