Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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