- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Jovan

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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