- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Wanna hear a joke? no

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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