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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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