- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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