XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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A whole 'nother.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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