- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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