- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A guy walks into a bar

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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