- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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