- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

So a bar walks into a man...

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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