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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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