- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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