Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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