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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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