- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

I will create more jobs for americans

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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