A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Suck pussy

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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