White men's rights

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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