What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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