- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

someone called someone else a frog

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