- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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