Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Canadians

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Pickles

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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