- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

school homewrok

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Tall asians

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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