- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

There's my tractor.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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