What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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