Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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