Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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