- Anti Joke

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

race-car = rac-ecar

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish