Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Racial Equality

I'm hungry.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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