How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

My spelling is horrible

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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