Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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