- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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