Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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