What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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