- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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