Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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drugs.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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