- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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