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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

homosexual rights to marriage

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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