What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

I'm homeless.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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