- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What's just not right? Left

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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