What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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