What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how much fish could a chicken

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

someone called someone else a frog

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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