Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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