- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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