- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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