- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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