- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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