- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

404 Error: Joke not found

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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