- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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