- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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