- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Get on the boat.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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