- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

knock knock come in !

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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