- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Get on the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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