- Anti Joke

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

a man makes a bad joke