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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Do the roar!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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