I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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