why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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