- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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