- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A women left the kitchen.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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