- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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