Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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