How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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knock knock come in !

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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good looking women

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Anti Joke

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