- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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