- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why dont they make black forks

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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