- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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