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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

womens rights.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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