People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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