A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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who else is on here?

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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