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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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