What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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