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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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