- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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