Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

My cat just died.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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