- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??