What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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