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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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