- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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