what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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