a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Jack Stevens

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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