wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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