Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Gay rights.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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